Life and trauma

[Jynx]

Yeah I loved it @Oaktree as a reminder that we don't have to do things a certain way just because that's how it's always done or like, because that's what everyone else does. And heck yes to new bedding!! Get that sky-high thread count babeeeeyyy!! 😝

Awww yissss so excited for you, and for the prospect!! 

I am off for tonight, I shall catch you next week if you're about!! Big love, big hugs 😊💜

[MJG017]

@Oaktreeshe is purring quite a bit.  She was trying to get out of her pen earlier and was doing the adorable little squeaks.  Ryker, the almost 10kg cat came up to the pen.  Luna hissed at him.  He hissed back and ruman away.  So embarrassing 😳

[MJG017]

@Former-Member  Cheesy jokes it is!

Why does Santa always land on your roof?

He likes to be on top?

Why doesnt Santa have any kids of his own?

[Former-Member]

@MJG017 yes. 

Cos he only comes once a year 🤣

[MJG017]

@Former-Member  I should know better by now than to ask you Christmas jokes 😄

So im changing gears to dad jokes...

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

[Former-Member]

@MJG017 because they are extinct?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? 

[MJG017]

@Former-Member  Okay, so its not just christmas jokes i cant stump you on then 😄

I have to think about this one.... ummm... a gummie bear!  I'm so proud of myself right now 🤣

Who won the neck decorating contest?

[Former-Member]

@MJG017there's a reason I know so many jokes, I have a calendar full of different ones every day 🤣.

And you guessed it, I'll let you have that proud moment even if I did hand it to you on a silver platter 🤣.

But you have actually stumped me so go on tell me who? 

[MJG017]

@Former-Member  Yep, I'm so taking it, silver platter or not! 😁

It was a tie.

What’s invisible and smells like worms?

[Former-Member]

@MJG017 bird farts?

What is faster, hot or cold?