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a lettuce, an egg and a tap had a race one day.

the lettuce came in a head, the egg got beaten and the tap is still running

Kiwi be friends?  It takes two to mango.  

Orange you glad we’re friends?  I’m grateful for our friendship

What is Draculas favourite fruit?

Necktarines

why can’t you make crumble with 3.14 blackberries?

because that would be pie

why did the tomato blush?

because it saw the salad dressing

what is the fastest vegetable?

Runner beans

what vegetable is a sailors worst enemy?

Leeks

When is a sailor not. Sailor?

when he’s aboard

I met a sailor who liked putting helium balloons in his ship.

what ever floats your boat I guess