Puns, jokes, riddles

[Former-Member]

@Patches59  haha some funny ones there 😂.

What do you call a wise dentist?

A philo-flosser.

What did the snowplow driver say at the end of the season? 

"It was nice snowing you".

How do you hide in the desert?

Wear camel-flage

What kind of animals make the best detectives?

Investi-gators.

[Patches59]

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a lettuce, an egg and a tap had a race one day.

the lettuce came in a head, the egg got beaten and the tap is still running

Kiwi be friends?  It takes two to mango.  

Orange you glad we’re friends?  I’m grateful for our friendship

What is Draculas favourite fruit?

Necktarines

why can’t you make crumble with 3.14 blackberries?

because that would be pie

why did the tomato blush?

because it saw the salad dressing

what is the fastest vegetable?

Runner beans

what vegetable is a sailors worst enemy?

Leeks

When is a sailor not. Sailor?

when he’s aboard

I met a sailor who liked putting helium balloons in his ship.

what ever floats your boat I guess

[MJG017]

@Patches59 

Oh.. the sailor jokes reminded me of one with a submarine and a whale!  But it's extremely crude!  It didn't refer to them as 'sailors' though.

[DaeSayuki]

@Patches59 

i love the sailor ones hahahahahha

[Jynx]

@Patches59 hehehe NICE

Got quite a chuckle!! 

What do you call a group of bisexual, Norse monarchs who are all in a biker gang? 

Bikings!

The only 4-way pun I know hehehe